Ansua 2014/Episode 4

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"Dan's Stash" (Part one)

The day before Dan moved, he decided to purchase a container. In it, he stored a bunch of stuff including money (which is why he called it "his stash") that he didn't bring with him into Andrew's apartment. However, the weeks following that, some weird stuff happened there...

"OK, so, let's check this out..." Dan said before he opened the container. "Still pretty empty..." Andrew remarked. "Let's go buy a trampoline," Dan proposed. "Okay." Andrew pulled out a cannon from nowhere and shot Dan in the general direction of the TrampoShop. "No no no wait--!" Dan interruptedly protested before he was shot into space. Literally. He didn't land in the TrampoShop, he almost crashed into a nearby asteroid.

It wasn't too crowded though. Only two or three aliens were around to "welcome" (not so much) the unexpected guest. "" One of them blabbered in their alien dialect. "OK, Glass, translate this thing because I can't understand it." "No thanks, go yourself. I don't speak alien." "OK, I'll ask Siri, then." The Assteroideans watched Dan awkwardly, as he argued with his Google Glass. Another one asked, "". Siri translated its words. Then, he argued a bit more with the Assteroideans. "{{Tt|I'm just telling my computer to translate what you're saying.|₪⊕∩∌∌∨∩₪〆∠∨ ・" "{{Tt|ゞゞ∌ ？！ ₪⊕〆∠∨∌∌〆⊕∌∌∨∩₪ ・|You know what?! You can shut the f*&% up and get your nasty a*€ off our Assteroid.}}" The third alien (who apparently wore a crown like hat) demanded. "Who's gonna make me?" "{{Tt|Ⅰ₪〟∨∩♕⊕∠∠ ・|I am, 'cause I'm the queen, b&%€#.}}"

Then, Dan got kicked out (literally{{Tt|*|Wow, this episode's pretty literal, right?}}) from the asteroid. Somehow, he challenged the laws of physics and landed in the TrampoStore, where Andrew was waiting for him. "Man, where the hell were you?" "Thanks to your dumb-{{Tt|$"#|ass}} idea, I ended up in an asteroid. Thank you, friend." "You're welcome."

They bought the trampoline.

Afterwards, they went back to the stash to store it. But when they opened it up, there was nothing but a note. It read "DA HOOD"...

(To be continued on the next episode.)