Ansua 2014/Episode 5

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"Dan's Stash" (Part two)

For extra dramatic effect read quickly like they do on Glee.

Previously on Ansua 2014...

Andrew & Dan checked on Dan's stash. Then, Andrew shot Dan out of a cannon with the intentions of sending him to a trampoline shop, making him crash into an asteroid called "The Assteroid" populated by three aliens who kicked him out off of the asteroid literally. Then they bought a trampoline and went to store it in Dan's stash but it was empty except for one note that read: "DA HOOD".

You can stop now.

"So, this is Da Hood?"

"Yup."

They drove up to the most dangerous neighbourhood in Philadelphia, nicknamed The 'Hood. It was craaawwwling with ngsturs* (which were dressed in tank tops and Nike shoes. And had guns out, as well as boomboxes playing trap music). Anyways, Dan went up to them courageously (because you reaaally need some for that) and asked...

"Who of you stole my stash?"

Most of the ngsturs replied, in a not-so-low tone: " say ?"

"I said... Who wants cash?!" Dan shouted with $500 in his hand to lure every possible ngstur. So, the massive, ear-piercing response from all of them was: "GIMME DAT!"

"RUN!" Dan commanded... only to his demise, because Andrew was three steps forward. "See you at the bar... if you survive!" Andrew said from his car, driving away.

"He took the car... Well, ." He ran until he lost the ngsturs, which was like, for a mile. Then, he called a cab because he was literally collapsing. So, he went to the bar to get kinda drunk and forget about his Stash loss. "Hay dar Dan... huddaya not dye?" Andrew mumbled drunkardly. Still sober Dan managed, "Running." He ordered two shots of vodka (for himself, obviously. Andrew was drunk enough.) then two more, and two more. Until he passed out.

The next day he was so ing hangover... but he managed to get to Andrew's car, awaken him and drive home.

They rested for that day, but they didn't give up yet. They'd try to rob the robbers once again.

(To be continued on the next episode.)

* It shouldn't be took as racial slur. Please don't be offended by this term. Plus, it's censored. Don't like, don't read. Thank you.

—Ansua✓ 01:11, February 11, 2014 (UTC)